j4mi:

lepremiernoel:

dannysheep:

fuckyeahoceancreatures:

Starfish feeding on a dead whale.

i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment

look at that creepy, tall, dancing one

look at him

‘yes, my darlingssssss
‘feed to your hearts content’

‘feast on what is rightfully ours’

‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘ 

you have some unresolved issues

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

Simplistic. Barbaric. Effective. 

Simplistic. Barbaric. Effective. 

wellsoundtradskin:

cobain-kurt:

tying my boots before i head out, just wanted to share the beautiful experience with tumblr

Shit! For a punk, that’s quick lacing there!! Haha